These Aren’t the Postcards You’re Looking For…

In Design, Merchandise

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Every so often, something comes along that changes everything. From that moment forth, the way in which we approach the world can no longer be the same.

It is safe to say that such an epochal transition is upon us.

This postcard not only exudes awesomeness in an unstoppably awesome way, but it is also customizable. That is how much power the Jedi Shark-Bear has. You can add whatever you want to the box on the front.

If you crossed a bear with a shark and gave it a lightsaber, it still wouldn’t be as awesome as you.

If you crossed a bear with a shark and gave it a lightsaber, it still wouldn’t be as awesome as fine cheeses.

If you crossed a bear with a shark and gave it a lightsaber, it still wouldn’t be as awesome as another shark-bear with a lightsaber.

Whatever you want.

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